#6: The Cannabis Coconut Oil 7-day Challenge

For those who are just tuning in, I’m on a 7-day challenge to medicate with cannabis-infused coconut oil by adding it to my daily diet. I use low doses of cannabis to ease anxiety and reduce inflammation associated with post-mastectomy pain, but I don’t like smoking it, and I don’t want to cook up a big pan of something with cannabis in it. Tincture is an excellent option for microdosing cannabis, but it’s less versatile.

I like to medicate in the morning or early afternoon, so my test meals are breakfast and lunch. The oil is easy to make and easy to add to foods you would eat anyway. Yesterday’s post was breakfast, so I wanted to feature lunch today, but I almost went with breakfast again because I was feeling sad about Anthony Bourdain passing away and wanted to feel better sooner. I find small doses of cannabis to be an excellent anti-depressant.

Tostadas!

  • Fried a corn tortilla until crisp.
  • Heated a spoon or two of leftover refried beans in the microwave — then added cannabis oil to the beans.
  • Spread beans on the tortilla, topped with a little cheddar cheese and put in under the broiler for a few seconds to melt.
  • Added a dollop of guacamole I made from the other half of Monday’s avocado. I use this holder to keep the avocado fresh for a few days after cutting it.
  • Garnished with iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, radish, a bit more cheese and chopped carrots from a can of pickled jalapeños.

It was so good, and since I made it smallish, I didn’t even feel too full or guilty. Overall, a tostada is pretty wholesome food. Within 30 minutes, a gentle smile creeped up when I wasn’t looking. No taste or smell of either cannabis or coconut.

I’m still sad about Mr. Bourdain. Cooking my way through it. First I made that tasty tostada lunch, then a big batch of red lentil coconut spinach stew for the freezer. Somehow, I think he’d be OK with that.

Enjoy life, enjoy food.

#5: The Cannabis Coconut Oil 7-day Challenge

For readers who aren’t into cannabis, please hang in there, the challenge is almost over. For those of you who are interested in learning more about new ways to medicate with cannabis, only two more tasty meal ideas left! It will be hard to top #5.

All week, I’ve been thinking about a soft-boiled egg and speculating a little cannabis-infused coconut oil might be a perfect pairing. And it was. With tacos and tuna or even avocado toast, the coconut oil taste disappears. Perhaps it’s simply a matter of volume. Small portions are likely to reveal the taste of coconut. I found that to be true with peanut butter as well.

But runny egg yolk, soft egg whites and a little coconut oil? It’s a match made in heaven. I could only detect a hint of coconut, but it was just enough. No taste or smell of cannabis. Later, I wondered if a sprinkle of toasted salted coconut would be good on top, but maybe that’s gilding the lily. Or maybe for a poached egg?

As always, medicate carefully. I use only a scant dropperful, which is about 1/4 teaspoon.

Oh, and look at my cute oil dispenser! It’s glass, so if the oil firms up a bit, just take off the lid and microwave for a couple of seconds at low heat. It’s nice to have a dispenser on the counter top or at the table so you can easily add a bit of cannabis-infused coconut oil to individual portions.

I’ll do a proper wrap-up when the challenge is over, but for now, I’m a fan. It’s so simple to add a small amount of cannabis coconut oil to your daily diet, and I have found low doses to help me with post-mastectomy pain, inflammation and anxiety.

Overall, I just feel better and happier with a little cannabis in my system.

#4: The Cannabis Coconut Oil 7-day Challenge

One of the many things I love about retirement is fixing myself a tasty and healthy lunch at home. Yesterday I played golf, which is pretty much an all-day event, so it’s a treat to hang out with nothing big on the agenda. I love the balance, and that’s what retirement is all about!

This challenge is about medicating by adding cannabis-infused coconut oil to individual servings of foods I would eat anyway. What a great way to treat your medical conditions! So easy and so delicious.

For Day 4 of the challenge, I’ve made cannabis-infused tuna-stuffed tomato salad. I started with a small can of tuna and added chopped pickles, celery and mayonnaise. To that mix, I added my dose of cannabis-infused coconut oil, which is 1/4 teaspoon. I cored out a beautiful farmer’s market tomato and stuffed the tomato, sprinkling a bit of paprika on the top. Then I garnished with baby spinach, Kalamata olives and fresh orange slices.

For those who love tuna salad with mayo, this is a yummy way to eat it because the mayo seeps into the tomato, and it’s almost like a tomato sandwich without the bread. The tomato and the tuna then seep onto the spinach, and it’s the equivalent of salad dressing. I loved it and could not detect a hint of coconut or cannabis.

The perfect dose of cannabis coconut oil varies from person to person, depending on your tolerance, what kind of high you are seeking and the potency of your cannabis. I like microdosing for gentle effects. Starting to feel the little smile just about now …

Oh, exciting news. I’ve been keeping my oil in a large mason jar, but now that I am seeing how to use cannabis oil as a topping at the table, I wanted some sort of decorative dispenser. Found it on Amazon. Arrived today. So cool. Will share tomorrow.

#3: The Cannabis Coconut Oil 7-day Challenge

I like to microdose with medical cannabis at breakfast or lunch so I can enjoy pleasant feelings and pain relief all day long. I’m playing golf today and usually eat a hearty breakfast before a game. My husband, Dale, is the chief enabler, and he made breakfast tacos for day 3 of my cannabis coconut oil 7-day challenge.

We start with some pretty spectacular ingredients. Dale’s homemade Mexican-style chorizo and his zingy salsa verde. Both ingredients are usually available in U.S. markets. The corn tortillas are store bought — this would even be better with homemade torts, but sometimes you have to compromise.

To make the tacos, brown 1/4 pound chorizo in a pan over medium heat. Spritz another pan with cooking spray and set the burner to medium-high. Lightly whisk three eggs and pour them into the prepared pan. As the eggs start to set, add the chorizo and lightly scramble. Heat the tortilla on a griddle or in the microwave. Drizzle with salsa verde and a dose of cannabis-infused coconut oil. Fresh white nectarines and strawberries on the side.

Yum. Dag, we eat well. The flavorful chorizo is the stand-out in this dish. Dale says it’s easy to make. Modified from a Rick Bayless recipe, Dale makes a big batch and freezes it in 1/4 pound servings. I could not detect the smell or taste of cannabis in the tacos. I just drizzled the oil over the eggs and salsa.

I’m fortified but mellow — ready for golf. My ideal dose of cannabis oil is 1/4 teaspoon. Ideal dosage varies, depending on your tolerance, what kind of high you are seeking and the potency of your cannabis. I like microdosing for gentle effects.

So far, I would have to say adding a bit of infused oil to foods you would eat anyway is a great way to medicate with cannabis.

 

#2: The Cannabis Coconut Oil 7-day Challenge

Second day of the challenge to add a single dose of cannabis-infused coconut oil to foods I would eat anyway. Infused coconut oil is not new, but I wanted to explore how to use it in a daily diet. I suspect there are a lot of people, especially older adults, who would enjoy the benefits of medical cannabis if they knew it was this easy and doesn’t involve smoking or making big piles of cannabis-infused foods.

We won’t call it avocado toast because I didn’t toast the bread, which is described as multi-grain European loaf, and it is super yummy. Love those seeds on the crust! To the bread I added sliced up avocados squirted with a bit of fresh lime. Then I grated some radishes with a microplane and mixed in my cannabis-infused coconut oil, salt and a dash of rice wine vinegar. Topped the bread with this mixture, grated some pepper over the top and garnished with farmer’s market strawberries.

Oh, my. So fresh and delicious. I could not even taste the coconut this time around, and there was no hint of cannabis taste or odor. Radishes probably took care of that!

Tomorrow is golf, so I either need to think of something portable or medicate with breakfast.

 

#1: The Cannabis Coconut Oil 7-day Challenge

With all the fancy cannabis products out there, one simple solution for medicating might be overlooked. And that is cannabis-infused coconut oil. I wanted to explore how to use infused oil as medication, so I started this challenge. My goal is to find creative and simple ways to add a single dose of cannabis-infused coconut oil to foods I would eat anyway.

I started with something easy for breakfast. Peanut butter. I added a spoonful of peanut butter to a small bowl and stirred in 1/4 teaspoon of infused oil (you can melt it in the microwave if it has solidified). Spread on whole wheat toast. Ideal dosage varies, depending on your tolerance, what kind of high you are seeking and the potency of your cannabis. I’m a microdoser, so I want happy hints of pleasantness.

Delicious! It’s like coconut oil was made for peanut butter. It reminded me of tahini. I could not detect the taste or smell of cannabis, although I could taste some coconut. I love it, but you could reduce the coconut flavor by using refined coconut oil when you make the product.

Happy hints of pleasantness rolled in about 40 minutes after breakfast. It’s going to be a great day!

Medicating with cannabis-infused coconut oil

I tried a new way to medicate with cannabis, and I can’t wait to tell you about it. But first, a refresher about my previous experience with medical marijuana.

When I started using cannabis after I retired, I was excited to learn you don’t have to smoke it. I was mostly looking to relieve post-mastectomy pain. Cannabis worked, and it also helped with other things I didn’t expect, such as low-level depression and anxiety.

I love Kikoko tea, which comes in varieties to help with mood, pain, sleep and libido. The Tranquili-Tea for sleep is unparalleled, and the Sympa-Tea just makes me feel good and pain-free without being high. I also use a vape from time to time.

However, for daily use, I settled on a dropperful of tincture, which is basically cannabis-infused alcohol. I add it to juice. I made the tincture at home in my Magical Butter Machine with a strain of cannabis high in CBD, the non-psychoactive component in cannabis everyone is talking about. CBD works as an antidepressant and can reduce nausea, vomiting, seizures, anxiety and inflammation.

As I’ve become more comfortable using cannabis, I’ve experimented with other products. I recently wrote about making my own topical – a skin balm to treat pain. The base for making topicals is cannabis-infused coconut oil. Again, I made it myself using a strain of cannabis high in CBD. I had infused oil leftover after making the balm, so I put it in a mason jar and tucked it away in the pantry for safe keeping.

Then I started reading about cannabis-infused coconut oil and realized it might be the ultimate cannabis product, especially for older adults who may want the benefits of medical cannabis without all the drug paraphernalia. It’s the base for many recipes. You can cook with it, you can use it to make skin creams and you can eat it straight out of the jar.

I tried the infused oil today in coffee, and it was delicious. I wasn’t sure how much to add, so I used this calculator. I am somewhat of a lightweight when it comes to cannabis. As a microdoser, I only want to feel hints of pleasantness and perhaps the beginning of a smile. I know from trial and error that even 5 MG is too strong for me. After using the calculator, I concluded ¼ teaspoon of my infused coconut oil would come in at about 3.5 MG. Perfect! I felt great without feeling stoned.

I’m thrilled about the possibilities of cannabis-infused coconut oil. I’ve not been a big fan of edibles such as chocolate or gummies, because I don’t typically eat that kind of stuff. And I don’t want to cook with cannabis oil, because I think it would be difficult to control dosage and certainly don’t need a pan of brownies calling my name.

Adding a single dose of cannabis-infused coconut oil to something I would eat anyway seems like a pretty good way to medicate and not have to worry about taking too much. I can see this having tremendous benefits for people who are ill or don’t want to mess with smoking or vaping or hate the smell/taste of cannabis. I’m thinking it could replace my daily dropper of tincture.

Let’s test this out! I’m going to do a 7-day challenge. Starting tomorrow, I will medicate with cannabis-infused coconut oil – something new each day – and I’ll share the results. In the meantime, here’s the recipe I used for making my own oil. I used 1/2 ounce of cannabis, two cups of coconut oil and 1 tablespoon of lecithin. If you don’t have a Magical Butter Machine, here’s a recipe for how to make it in a crock pot. Special thanks to Corinne at Wake and Bake for her inspirational and educational blog.

See you tomorrow!

Fitbit couples therapy

Is there a point in life when you can no longer stand being told what to do? Is resisting authority and relishing freedom a byproduct of retirement or aging? I mention this because it turns out my husband, Dale, does not appreciate my handy lifestyle tips. Personally, I’m more annoyed with Fitbit, which is much too bossy for my taste.

Neither one of us likes to be criticized. Who does? However, I do have more time on my hands these days, and I can’t help but notice things. But it was not until I broke up with my Fitbit that I noticed something about handy lifestyle tips and marriage.

Who needs couples therapy when you have a Fitbit?

The break-up went down like this. I took it off – the Fitbit – I’m like screw you, Fitbit. You don’t own me. You don’t appreciate how busy I am, and you give me weird tan lines. I’ll walk bare-wristed. I’ll walk when I choose. I’m a free agent. Got that? I don’t need your fake incentives and dire warnings.

  • You walked the length of your intestine!
  • Your Flex battery level is low! Are you OK?
  • Goal not met. You suck.
  • Your Flex battery level is low again. Use it or lose it!

But then … oh, wait, what’s that over there? I won the Nile badge with 4,132 lifetime miles? Well, thank you, thank you very much. Why, yes, I am pretty amazing. What if I had worn it everyday like you advised? What badge would I earn then? #becauseiwantthefuckingbadge.

Despite my fiery electrocutions about freedom and resistance, it appears I am programmed for an incentive-based life. Tell me there’s a prize involved, and I’m your girl. Maybe it works with husbands, too?

My first thought was to create a system of rewards for Dale. The Artist badge for successfully parking inside the lines. The Counterintelligence badge for wiping down the granite. The Blue Lagoon badge for cleaning the toilets.

The problem isn’t that he doesn’t already do these things. The problem is I feel compelled to suggest he do these things on a regular basis and in a timelier fashion – just as I would! But yes, I see it, I’m starting to sound like the Fitbit. Pretty soon I will buzz when he loads the dishwasher. Keep it up! You’re in range and on point!

As for incentives, I’m pretty sure a simple thanks, I love you, will suffice.

I’m going to work harder at keeping my mouth shut, especially when he’s driving and in the wrong turn lane. That gets ugly fast. We’ll call it the Zip It badge, because a good marriage is a lot like Twitter – one day you wake up and realize not everything needs to be said.

Meanwhile, I’m back to being bossed around by the Fitbit. The Earth badge is only 7,992 miles, and I learned in Fitbit couples therapy we all like a little positive reinforcement now and again.

Requiem for a Wii athlete

My husband and I moved to Texas in 2006, and sometime after that, my sister-in-law gave us a Wii for Christmas. We had a perfect place to put it and enjoyed many hours of play. Then we moved to California and downsized. There was no place to put the Wii, so it sat in a closet with corroding batteries we failed to remove prior to storage.

We’re still in California, but we have a bigger home and a perfect place to put the Wii. All the components were together in a plastic tub out in the garage, and I brought it in yesterday to see if I could get the system set up. I couldn’t find the remote to the TV. I found 5,000 other remotes but not that one. First trip to Best Buy was to purchase a universal remote.

That worked. I set up the Wii and got the right input for the TV. Cleaned corrosion in the remotes and installed new batteries. Some of the functions worked and some did not. Dale and I concluded new remotes would fix us right up.

For the second trip to Best Buy, I started wandering around the game section when a clerk asked if I needed help. Looking for Wii remotes, I replied. He said oh, we haven’t carried those since we stopped selling Wii.

Excuse me?

Apparently, while I was busy earning a living and preparing to retire, Wii fizzled. I completely missed it. Yes, my brain was full, but I feel sort of old and sad I didn’t know Wii wasn’t a thing anymore. No longer an early adopter, no longer a trendsetter. Just another old fogey who isn’t up on the latest thing.

I don’t even know what latest thing replaced Wii. Xbox? I kind of thought that was for teenagers. I certainly don’t want to squander my retirement hunting monsters or stealing cars. I liked sports-oriented games such as bowling, archery, boxing and baseball. The games to improve your balance were also quite good.

Obviously, we need some sort of replacement game. Our Wii was a lot of fun, but I don’t want to throw more money into a trying to resurrect an obsolete system. I would love to hear your suggestions!

In the meantime, I will rest on my laurels, which I must say are substantial. I bowled a perfect game and was an elite Frisbee Dog athlete. I won the Masters! All that’s gone now, but I have my memories.

The 40-year diet plan

People sometimes say how lucky I am to be thin. What’s my secret? While many adults face down mid-life weight gain, I’ve slowly lost 60 pounds over time. I call it the 40-year diet plan.

As for the backstory, I was a thin adolescent but exploded breasts and hips when I turned 14. I struggled with my weight throughout high school. My mom and I joined Weight Watchers together, and that worked … until it didn’t.

I joined the Army at 18 and had to lose 15 pounds just to get in. Then I started eating my way through the mess hall and ballooned to my highest weight – 195 pounds. Fortunately, the Army made us run, and I began a lifelong love of fitness. Running eventually gave way to walking, but once I started moving, I never stopped. I lost 50 pounds over four years.

Then I relapsed in my late 20s. I gained about half the weight back and hated it. I went on crazy diets. Remember the Beverly Hills Diet? I lost weight, lost my periods, lost my good sense. My husband was so pissed at me, and my mother said, “You’ve been obsessed with your weight since high school, don’t you think it’s time you figured this out?”

I decided to accept myself exactly as I was. I vowed I would never go on another diet … ever. I would eat delicious and healthy food, and if I gained weight, fine. If I lost weight, fine. I was not going to ruin my life over this. I started walking more, thinking of it as much-needed mental therapy not exercise.

Over three years, I lost the weight I had gained and kept it off for the next 30 years. I continued to exercise and eat well – focusing on health but never saying no to anything I really wanted. I thought, well, just keep doing what you’re doing, and who knows? You might look pretty good in 40 years.

When I was 59, a routine physical led to a diagnosis of breast cancer. That same physical revealed slightly elevated blood sugar, so I started reducing sugar and carbohydrates. I lost another 10 pounds over two years. At age 62, I’m holding steady at 135 on my 5’7” frame.

I still exercise (mostly walking) and eat everything I want, but mostly I want real food that doesn’t come in a package. I wouldn’t waste my calories on a store-bought cookie. Pass on fast food. Haven’t had a soda, diet or otherwise, in at least 10 years. On the other hand, we eat pizza every Friday!

My breasts are gone, and I did not have reconstruction. Just flatness and a lattice of scars. There’s a humongous vertical scar up my belly from ovarian cancer in 1999. I love my body for surviving all that, and after all those years of beating myself up, I love how I look! Best of all, I feel great.

But I don’t feel worthy of praise simply for being thinnish, just as people who are bigger or weigh more are not worthy of shame. This is just who I am now, who I became because of lifestyle choices and possibly wear and tear.

It’s never too late. You can learn to love your body. It’s not about losing weight as much as it’s about being happy and celebrating life. Move your body as much as you can and continue to enjoy delicious healthy food. See what happens. That’s my 40-year diet plan, which of course, isn’t a diet and isn’t a plan.